Deep Thoughts by Jeff Hardy:
- Life's merely a dream, but with feelings.
- "How high is the sky?" (asked to Stretch by his kid)
- As you walk out of the mall you look to the sky and wonder, `Where the hell did I park my car?`
- "The other day as I got to work a man asked me, `Do you walk to work?` and I replied, `No, I carry my lunch.`"
- If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and you're sitting watching Charlie's Angels do you really care about the tree?
- "A man walked up to me the other day and said, `Son, you don't know me,` and he kept walking."
- It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- Why is it called `taking a poop` and not `leaving a poop`? I mean, you're not *taking* is anywhere, are you?
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